we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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