sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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