Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
