Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Randomize
