They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
