he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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