By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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