My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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