At least make sure they are 18
Why
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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