she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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