My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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