Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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Oh Jesus.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
3 2 1 whiskey
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