Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You need a sexual gate keeper
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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