My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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