Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
