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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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