I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
