We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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