My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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