do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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