So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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