just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
