I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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