I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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