so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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