Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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