i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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