Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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