I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
