loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
God, I missed his penis.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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