Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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