Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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