new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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