butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
did you just send me my own nude
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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