so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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