i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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