what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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