i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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