Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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