A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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