operation harelip BJ is a go
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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