margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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