Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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