So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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