I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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