im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
