were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
