so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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