normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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