Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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