Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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