so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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