This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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