he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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