so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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