Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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