I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
