I wish I could teleport
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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